Jess = 0
This week has been a wild one so far at the Gowans.
Jude was sick on Monday & Tuesday but thankfully, his Grandma was able to watch him while Jared and I worked. On Tuesday afternoon, I got a call from the school saying our other “Little Man” (LM) was sick. LM will sometimes fake sick, so I didn’t take the report from the school too seriously.
I still had some work to do so after I picked up LM from school, we headed over to the University. As I was unlocking my door to the office, LM said he could feel something funny in his throat. Before I could even figure out what he meant by that, he projectile vomited everywhere!
To make matters worse, classes dismissed right at that second, so we had to guard the puke on the floor from the college students walking through the hallways to their next classes.
LM was quite proud of his huge splat of puke, and enjoyed directing traffic around his pool of puke! He made sure to announce to everyone that they needed to walk around his puke. “Watch out… I puked all over the floor… I only had chocolate milk for lunch… Don’t slip in my puke… That is all MY puke!”
Thank goodness LM is cute.
God really wanted me to slow down this week… literally.
When we got home on Tuesday night, I heard hissing in our garage. Don’t worry, it wasn’t a snake, it was just a flat tire with a huge nail sticking out. My wonderful husband put on a spare, that I swear was made for a go-cart, and I was forced to drive 55mph.
I HATE having work done on my car, because as a female, I feel as though people try to take advantage of me. They don’t realize that the girl walking up in high heels grew up on a farm, and isn’t an idiot.
These are things I have heard from businesses in Grand Forks, when my car needed to be serviced. For your entertainment, I also will share my responses.
Service Man: Your air filter is dirty and needs to be replaced, so you are not breathing in toxins.
Jess: Isn’t it ironic that you are telling me that with a cigarette stuck behind your ear? My air filter looks great! You can just blow out the dust if you think it is too toxic for me.
Service Man: (After taking my tire off) We can’t patch your tire (with the perfect nail hole).
Jess: Oh shoot. Can you put on the spare for me and I will drive somewhere else to get it patched?
Service Man: Oh, I guess we can give it a try.
Service Man: If you don’t replace all four tires at the same time, your car will not be as efficient and your gas mileage will go down.
Jess: I would rather lose a mile per gallon then pay hundreds of dollars for tires I don’t need.
Service Man: You need all four new tires at the same time, so your car doesn’t shake.
Jess: I live on gravel. My car always shakes.
Service Man: (After draining the oil from my car) It looks as though your car requires special oil.
Jess: How much does it cost?
Service Man: About $120
Jess: I will go somewhere else then.
Service Man: We already took the oil out of your car. It will blow up if you drive away.
Jess: If you do not give me non-synthetic oil, I will call to get my car towed out of here. In the meantime, it will just have to sit there.
Service Man: Ok. We will put the generic oil in.
1- As soon as I pull up, I write down my husband’s phone number for the service man. I let him know that if he believes I need anything other than a basic oil change, he can call Jared to talk about it. In the last three years, Jared has yet to receive a phone call.
2-Whenever I have a problem with my car in Grand Forks, I go to American Tire. Unfortunately, They don’t have swanky lounges, free pop, or WIFI. They DO have great customer service and are also very respectful.